Some Kind of Sick Joke

Hi there

Ok, my turn to vent.

Where are all the fuel planets?!? I have found one. And it's so dang far away from everything else I own, I might as well not even colonize it. I mean, it wouldn't take a rocket scientist understand that fuel ships hitting that place 3 turns worth away from my closest might be something worth taking. GAAA!!!!

Hey, Colonies... you wanna trade for a Cobol?!?

*sigh*

Ok, back to the fun part. Who keeps 'splodin'? I got 'em all over da place!

Pet, you poppin' yer top yet?

Not yet, I have all my pop ships orbiting Mule's HW and I'm just waiting for the right time.

There's a Jiffy Pop or Jolly Time Pop Corn joke in there somewhere...

Petrock,

Hmmm. Getting crowded around here. Watch out for the Evil E ships there too. If you bump into Starbuck's ships you would really be in trouble! You know how he gets!

Oh,

a meeting? A reunion? Sitting around and singing something like "bumbayaa, my Lord"?
Please tell me the location - the Gorn are eager to arrive and throw some big stones in.

(That's what we made for, that's what we know)

t.e.o. aka Gert

Someone is screaming.... my lord.. BOOOOMbyah

I know you sick freaks were trying to keep me out but I finally broke in.
HYP ships and all. And I have FUEL planets. No mines yet but I see the fuel
in the ground. But I also see Cobols all around me so who needs to mine.
I just know Baer is coming to give me some Cobols. Aren't you Baer?
Aren't you??? Pretty please?? Those Falcons drink fuel you know. Would you like
one - or two??

It took me FOREVER to get in this forum. I tried every variation of Pax that
exists and it would NOT let me in but I finally broke the secret code so your plans are all in vain. Now you will all die! I am not usually this evil but enough is enough and you have all made me mad.

OK... who let Pax in? I thought we had an agreement about this. Ok, now everyone keep hush about Operation Overlord. You know, the one we all agreed to here in the forums about giving Pax the Bum Rush.

DeckRoid, Vizier to the Birdmen

PS - We See YOU

PSS - Pax, you will die a special death thiis game for taking my beloved Rebels.

I just hate it when Birds foul the engines of my ships so stay the heck
away from my War Eagles and we'll be fine. The feathers flying around
give me a headache.
Pax

PS What do you mean "YOUR REBELS??" I AM THE REBELS....

No no no...

You are to the Rebels what Jonestown was to Kool-Aid... oh, scratch that.

You are the catalyst to many a mayhem and I am glad you finally made it, Pax.

Now, I hope this doesn't go to anyone's head or anything.... I'm really happy with our little group. Not just the game play. You can get that pretty much anywhere. (Although, I'm sure as a group, we must be slightly better than anyone else.

kfepwnjawfca; /// dARNED DOG GOT CAUGHT UP IN MY MOUSE CORD!
ok, i'M BACK. Sort of.

Anyway, even when we are between turns, it's fun to check out the crosstalk on this forum. I remember we used to do that back in the old, old, old days. OK, enough reminiscing... Thanks all! Now you can get back to the mayhem and insults! [EG]

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Red Mule wrote:(...)
kfepwnjawfca; /// dARNED DOG GOT CAUGHT UP IN MY MOUSE CORD!
ok, i'M BACK. Sort of.
(...)
/\/\

Salut,
you should live with cats - like me... they never caught up... only stepping over the keyboard. But staying extremly cool doing this.

After all... seems the Birdmen and the Rebels go to marry - hmpf: ally themselves. They're in urgent need of this, isn't it?

Wait for us... t.e.o.

Happy with this little group? Good.....Lets review :-)

The Feds: mule
Shouldda been called "rented mule" this guys been beaten more than a Denny's Omelet.

The Lizards: the elder one
More like the "Ancient one" This dude has been playing since Caesar was a shavetail. Too bad he has just been hanging out in chat rooms since then.

The Bird Men: deckroid
Pax had this one right.. pretty much only a problem when landing and taking off in an A320.

The Fascists: petrock
I of course am a paragorn of humility, virtue and military genius. Kneel before Petrock.

The Privateers: rincewind
What is a runcewind anyway? Sounds like the local weather man....
"And now tomrrows weather today with Burt Rincewind..."

The Cyborg: steelrat
Mr Rat is not to be made light of.

The Crystals: mr j
Not a Mr at all, this commander has made a carrear of being kind of an anti-GPS leaving those f---ing mines everywhere. She gets to be Buck's keeper in the new FDM zoo

The Evil Empire: starbuck
Kind of the diet coke of evil empires. He wont last long. I throw him in with the rest of the reptiles.

The Robots: malo
Isn't malo something you spread on toast?

The Rebels: pax
Pax.... "peace" more like "no peace"

The Colonies: baer
I guess the statute of limitations ran out and they let him back into the country. Last I heard he was in Costa Rica selling condos to snowbirds.

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
Now cut that out!

Salut,

Ouch? Why "ouch"?
After finishing with laughter I realized that Petrock works hard to get friends.
(But - ancien insider tip: you may occupy some worlds before this happens. Don't fear to loose them: they're just to few to start a war)
Btw: game goal is *not* to jump around at your beginning planets and let each ship explode. On the other hand - it *could* be funny...

So I better stop giving hints.
t.e.o.

TEO,

"Ouch" is what I say when someone beats me.

I was responding to Petrock's description of me [above].

An OUCH or three seemed to be in order.

Did that handbag just talk?

Or was it my boots?

Another famous quote from..

"How to alienate Friends and piss people off"

By Petrock of course.

Deckroid wrote the forward as I have been alienating him for years

Red Mule wrote:TEO,

"Ouch" is what I say when someone beats me.

I was responding to Petrock's description of me [above].

An OUCH or three seemed to be in order.

Don't worry old Donkey... I bet you make me pay for it.

Salut,

after some reflections I came to an end: I *did* know the translation of "ouch"...

Äh... Petrock? Peeeetrock!! Still alive? Not exploded until yet?

t.e.o.

Baer is on the phone with the SEC, we have spread gas on all the files and are awaiting his signal.