Everything Else Under The Sun

New Thread. I took t.e.o.'s idea and ran with it. Here we can go from starbase+ to pick up lines. The title of the thread says it all.

So, t.e.o, I have been thinking of some pickup lines for role-players...

"Hey baby, are those 20s natural?"

"Hey baby, do you have a little centaur in you? Would you like some?"

Ok, they are bad, but what pick up lines are good?!?

Hmh, Deckroid...

What do you think about that: "It's not me who says this. It's one of my alternate characters." - ok, not the best one. Pick-ups in a foreign language are working otherwise.
"ahem, I'm shure to ... talk ... äh nonsense?" "YES!" "uhm, or ... bullshit?" "FOR SHURE!" "Anyway, could you help me ... with the ... words?" "NEVER!" "But the international ... understanding... humpf ... where're you? Gone? äh..."

So you better play guitar or look like Robert Redford.

t.e.o. (without illusions)

the elder one wrote:Hmh, Deckroid...

What do you think about that: "It's not me who says this. It's one of my alternate characters." - ok, not the best one. Pick-ups in a foreign language are working otherwise.
"ahem, I'm shure to ... talk ... äh nonsense?" "YES!" "uhm, or ... bullshit?" "FOR SHURE!" "Anyway, could you help me ... with the ... words?" "NEVER!" "But the international ... understanding... humpf ... where're you? Gone? äh..."

So you better play guitar or look like Robert Redford.

t.e.o. (without illusions)

What Happend to "Hey baby, wanna go to the PX?"

When I was going to the PX, we weren't allowed to get anywhere close to anyone that might occasionally wear skirts. We just weren't considered "fit company." We might fart, or belch, or lear, or letch, or do any of those awful things we were so good at.

Red Mule wrote:When I was going to the PX, we weren't allowed to get anywhere close to anyone that might occasionally wear skirts. We just weren't considered "fit company." We might fart, or belch, or lear, or letch, or do any of those awful things we were so good at.

I heard a lot of jokes about Korean and Filipino girls wanting access to the PX, but in general by the 80s and 90s when I was in the service shopping was better off base for most things. I did date a young lady in Germany who would stock up on luxury items that were cheaper there, but it was more like a costco to her.

Wow you ARE the elder one...

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